I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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