I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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