I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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