If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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