Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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