He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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