Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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