I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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