The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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