do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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