try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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