Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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