Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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