thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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