ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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