1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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