Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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