You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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