I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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