We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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