Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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