Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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