i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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