I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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