AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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