Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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