what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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