I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
