And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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