I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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