These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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