this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I will pee on everything he values.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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