Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
