Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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