He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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