How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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