I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Someone shit on the floor
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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