Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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