I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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