why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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