I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Congratulations! We have a period
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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