Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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