Old men and throwing up are my life now.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We're too hungover to prance.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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