Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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