If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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