Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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