If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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