butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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