There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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