Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
