Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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