Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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