I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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