I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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