Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
