i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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