i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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