you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i will never coherently bang her
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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