he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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